tyrannia:

how do you aggressively flirt with someone

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you look fucking pretty today you fucking bitch

meet the blogger

• Do you usually sleep with your closet door open or closed? closed as fuck
  
• Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels? no b/c it messes up my hair system
  
• Where is your next vacation? now i guess!!!!!!!!! summer woohoo!!!!!!!!!!!!
  
• Who do you think reads these? the ppl that want to fill them out and they only read them as they’re deleting the stuff the previous person said…………
  
• Do you have a calendar in your room? nope
  
• What’s your plan for the day? i’m going over to my friends grad party so i can eat all her food
  
• Are you reading any books right now?  does fic count b/c yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikes like a lot so much i can’t even keep track
  
• Do you ever count your steps when you walk? never
  
• Do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing? that’s srsly what i’m doing rn
  
• Do you chew your pens and pencils? ew no that makes me feel like i’m going to get a sliver of plastic or wood stuck in my tongue
  
• What is your “Song of the Week”? ”how can i” - charli xcx
  
• Is it okay for guys to wear pink? of course it’s cute as shit
  
• Do you still watch cartoons? who the fuck doesn’t
  
• What do you drink with dinner? usually like juice shit i guess???????
  
• What do you dip Chicken Nuggets in? catsup, ketsup, and ketchup
  
• What is your favorite food/cuisine? omg plz don’t make me choose fUCk i guess i rly rly rLY love anything w/ potatoes involved
  
• What movies could you watch over and over and still love? i never rly see it on tumblr for some reason?????? but i’m pretty sure i can quote ‘the goonies’ word for word and i am the most obnoxious person to watch it with b/c of this fact
  
• When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? yesterday when i was writing thank u cards for ppl from the grad party b/c i’m the most polite child in the world
  
• Can you change the oil on a car? wow no
  
• Best thing to eat for breakfast? mmmm blueberry and banana pancake ughughugh yes pLZ
  
• What is your usual bedtime? whenever i fall asleep with my phone on my face
  
• Are you lazy? not rly
  
• Afraid of heights? it depends??????? the only height thing i’m actually afraid of is when there are railings several stories high and i feel like i could just have a moment of insanity and jump off?????????? it’s kiiiiinda fucked up
  
• Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?  a dancer,an astronaut, a rapper (y e s), a paleontologist, forensic scientist, an actual agent for government (shit got real), a tornado chaser, not a princess but a quEEN (BOW DOWN), an actor/comedienne
  
• Hot tea or cold tea: hot as satans asshole
  
• Tea or coffee? coffee makes me feel like shit funny enough?????? so i’m gonna go w/ tea
  
• Favorite kind of cookie? i <3 oreos to death
  
• Can you swim well? yes b/c i once was convinced i was a mermaid
  
• Can you hold your breath w/o manually holding your nose? is this a thing that ppl actually can’t do????????
  
• Who do you want to see right now? more like w h a t, meaning i want to see my closet clean b/c i don’t want to pick up my entire wardrobe from the floor b/c i just doN’T WANNA ANd just wowowow this whole thing is a hot mess i’m sorry u all had to read this 

one-hamburger:

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